the woman at work who is technically my boss has been away from work for the past week.  when she walked in today, she said

“oh! i’m so glad to see you here! i had a dream that you quit and no one told me!”

i asked her, why did i quit in your dream?

her reply?

“oh, well, apparently, your friends at F.I.T. told you that you weren’t cataloging correctly, so you decided to quit and do something with them.”

i died laughing.