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done with mears!

something new!

 

 

!!!!!!!

okdrawingbye.

thought i was done with mears.   oops! surprise! found one last sewing box that has 9023940824 little things in it!!!!!! AWESOME! 

i’m totally bringing in baked goods when i’m finally finished.

 

so, sometimes i like to go to google and type in phrases to see what the top searches are.  yesterday, they were:

do I:

  • love him
  • have ADD
  • need a passport to go to Canada
  • have diabetes
  • need a passport to go to Mexico
  • have depression
  • qualify for food stamps
  • ever cross your mind lyrics
  • have a warrant
  • like him

am I:

  • registered to vote
  • pregnant
  • registered to vote in CA
  • pregnant quiz
  • depressed
  • registered to vote in NY
  • fat
  • in love
  • registered to vote in FL
  • overweight

what happens when:

  • you die
  • we die
  • you quit smoking
  • you lose your virginity
  • you swallow gum
  • an unstoppable force meets and immovable object
  • you file bankruptcy 
  • you smoke
  • you have a miscarriage
  • you crack your knuckles

I’m in love with:

  • my best friend
  • myself
  • my friend
  • my money lyrics
  • my ex
  • my boss
  • my cousin
  • my best friend jason mraz
  • my teacher
  • my sister

 

WEIRD.

 

found on ffffound.com

found on ffffound.com

a few strange things:

1. apparently, people at work think i’m a billy idol fan?  i don’t know what i ever did to bring about this assumption, but several people told me that they were putting aside a few billy idol cds for me that were up for grabs in the lunchroom…

 

?

 

2. WHAT ARE THESE?????

 

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE ARE!!!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE ARE!!!

THEY’RE SAVING POLAROID FILM!

I LOVE THIS MAN.

so, it’s been all over every blog ever and i’m sure everyone has already heard of it and i’m totally unoriginal and blah blah blah whatever, but i love the I LOVE YOU MORE THAN _______ website.  i submitted mine this morning.  if they put it up tomorrow, i’ll post it here and see if you can figure out which is mine…

 

seriously, it shouldn’t be too difficult.

 

 

 

and i’m almost done with my collection at the museum!  only a clay pipe, a wood chest, a really big wooden fid, a doily (ugh), a ring, and a small bracelet are keeping me from being done with mears4lyfe.

i mean, it’s been a good ride. but i’m ready for change…

maybe i’ll throw a goodbye party.

Natives Love Barack Obama

between me and pam, with some things omitted. it’s ridiculous:

me: UM, so we might have just found a book here that might have been herman melville’s during his sailing years.  we’re all giddy and hope it’s true because we are an office filled with history, literature, and maritime nerds.  that is all
 
Pam: HOLY FUCK
  YOU NEED TO KEEP ME UPDATED
  OMG
  OMG
 AM WAIT, IS THAT WHEN HE WAS WRITING MD?
 
me: i certainly will. they’re comparing the signature in the book with his actual signature we have in the vault
  i think it might have been pre-MD, but could possibly coincide with his one whaling trip
  though i’m not a melville specialist
 
Pam: dude. DUUUUUUUDE
 
me: yeah
 
Pam: did you tell your friend yet who wrote the thesis on him?
  btws, I want to read that thesis
  get it from him if you can
 
me: i hope it’s not some 1850s prankster who thought it would be funny to punk kids in 2009
  oh, you can get it online
  i’ll pull up the link and you can read it in PDF form, or DL it and print it out
  
Pam: wait, was this thingh his account of his time on the Acushnet?
 
me: it might be. i’m not sure of the exact dates of either if they match up etc
  but that was his one whaling voyage i think
 
Pam: hahaha, that would be funny if it was a fake out
  sweet, yeah, get me the link!  also, did you know that Herman Melville was apparently the first American literary sex symbol? and that chicks lined up at his wedding like it was a BSB concert?  i love it
 
me: [link for paper]. try that
  ?!!! really??  ungh
  total babe
  i can see it
 (that’s hilarious)
 let me know if the link doesn’t work
 
Pam: yeah, apparently his style of wriiting in Typee was erotic for the 19th century, and those maidens wanted more
  …if you catch my drift
 
me: oh.  i caught it
 
Pam: link works!
 
me: oh good.   it’s SO interesting
and the most eloquently written paper i think i’ve read that’s not professionally edited
i hope he submits it, or at least part of it, for publication somewhere
 
Pam: cool! im pumped to read it
 
me: yes, enjoy
  it will last you a while
  that whole site has all the theses that people have written and submitted.  there are some pretty cool ones
 
Pam: hahaha, dude
  read our conversation
  we are such fucking nerds I want to give myself a wedgie and swirly combo

i am so confused. srsly. buh.

this doesn’t help:

OMG ICELAND 2K9!

booked my ticket, and instead of flying solo as i initially thought i would, mumz has decided to come along for the ride…it’s right over her birthday, so should be fun.

 

I. AM. SO. EXCITED. 

maybe i can buy my seal pelt! for less!  

maybe i’ll meet Bjork! because she’s everywhere! and maybe i’ll steal matthew barney from her! no. they’re too cute.

maybe i’ll run over cliffs in a bear cape like the kids in a sigur ros music video!

maybe i’ll meet a bearded icelandic smoke show and never come back!

who knows!??!!

Plastic surgery…dogs, Schnauzers, Pitbulls… shoes, shoelaces…chateaus…sunglasses, Blublockers…rivers, lakes, fields…Africa, elephants…astronauts… money, muscles, the moon, Maine…rings, roads, rats, the color red…the sun, kids, ants, honey, Egypt…all kinds of things...

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