this year, a few of my christmas gifts involved using a wood-burning tool.  after 5 days, i’ve finally finished the burning process, only to realize that my right hand is now and orange-y brown color.

i literally smoked my hand.  oy.


these are smoked pigs ears from PETCO.  though not as wrinkly, my hand is a similar shade, and probably has the same smokey smell...ick

these are smoked pig's ears from PETCO. though my hand isn't as wrinkly or dry, it has a similar color, and probably scent. grosssssss.